Tuesday, August 4, 2015

They say it's your birthday

Errr, they say it was your birthday, but your wife didn't come up with a blog post quick enough to post it on your birthday.

(That was the real version the Beatles came up with, but it wasn't as catchy for them to sing so McCartney decided to change it.)

Since I'm the worst wife ever, I like to embarrass my husband. I found out that his work team didn't even know it was his birthday and didn't get to celebrate [which kind of breaks my heart] so I figured I'd step up and do some more celebrating. I present to you: 

What Paul Thought on His Birthday
(in pictures)

Oh, it was my birthday? I turned 55! 

"I loooooove cake! And looking darn adorable with food everywhere on me!" -Paul in this picture, and just yesterday

Okay, so I only turned 32, but that's kind of close. 

Do you know what I dreamed about getting for my birthday gift?

Is it an awesome wife?! Hell yeah it is.

An Xbox One! But there is no way my wife would ever get me an Xbox. I wonder if there's a way to convince her that an Xbox is the greatest gift she could give me.

Since marriage, my style has been on point. Maybe that'll convince her?

Maybe if I just be on my best behavior, she'll surprise me with one?

If you didn't immediately fall in love with 4yo Paul from this photo, you're HEARTLESS.

THAT WORKED! I GOT AN XBOX!

I knew this photo would come in handy one day.

I have the best wife ever.

YAY!

More like, "Eeeeeeeeeeeee!"